Name: Andrew James Corbett
Date of Birth: 20th August 1969
Place of Birth: Essex, England
Aliases: Fingers, Mumfy, Corby
Likes: Fireworks, Football, West Ham, Large TVs, Dancing, Karaoke, Fast Cars, 80s Music, Bad Colourful Shirts, Fireworks, boxes (you never know when you might need one), Women of German descent, Smokey Bacon Crisps, The Blues Brothers, Star Wars, Computer Games, and spending time with his family. And Fireworks
Dislikes: Small TVs
First Car: Peugeot 104 – also known as the Peugeot Sh1tbox:
Talents: Dancing, Scooby Doo impressions, Story Telling
Achievements:
- 1st Prize in the dancing contest 1978 – Hayling Island holiday club
- 2nd Place in Campion Day Run – against 120 competitors
- 3rd best High Jumper in the family
Biggest Disappointment: Twin heart ache of not being allowed to follow his life long (at that point) ambition to work on a stall in Romford Market, and not being able to enter the regional dance contest after the glory of Hayling Island
Favourite Sibling: Liam
Andrew James Corbett 
Don’t forget he was not allowed to go out with a girl from St Edward’s Youth Club when he was 12 years old.
Was that Helen Owen ?
He was also thwarted in his ambition to make what seemed to him, the perfect match with Audrey Church who not only had the same initials as him, but also shared the same birthday, AND had a similar hair colour.
I don’t think he missed out because of mum on that occasion, but possibly because Audrey didn’t like the colour of his Peugeot.